Benito Cereno (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} benitocereno) wrote,@ 2006-02-07 11:51:00 |
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A solution at last
Scientists have been trying for the last decade to determine how it might be chemically possible to make Garfield funny--randomizing panels, completely rewriting dialogue so that it's about farts, photochopping the panels so that Odie is sodomizing Nermal; nothing has worked.
Until now.
A solution has been found.
Take out every bit of text said or thought by Garfield, so that it's just a lonely, crazy man talking to his completely unresponsive cat.
The results are astounding.
(This link stoled frommatthew_sun.)
Scientists have been trying for the last decade to determine how it might be chemically possible to make Garfield funny--randomizing panels, completely rewriting dialogue so that it's about farts, photochopping the panels so that Odie is sodomizing Nermal; nothing has worked.
Until now.
A solution has been found.
Take out every bit of text said or thought by Garfield, so that it's just a lonely, crazy man talking to his completely unresponsive cat.
The results are astounding.
(This link stoled from
matthew_sun.)
