Benito Cereno (benitocereno) wrote,
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As you can see, I tried to take everyone's suggestions under consideration

BC: xXHSXx: EPISODE: RAD: A new direction

Panel one: Benito smacks the teeth out of a woman. She is wearing a Nazi-style uniform, complete with hat and jodhpurs. Except instead of a swastika in the circle on her armband, there's the little Venus symbol. That's right, she's a Feminazi. Man, I hate those. Her hair is black and pulled back into a tight bun. Anyway, Benito smacks the teeth out of her.

BENITO: I HATE BITCHES

Panel two: Nate kicks an obvious prostitute in the boob. Obvious in that she's wearing like a pink wig, a fake fur coat and fishnets. She is in pain from a boob-kicking.

NATE: I HATE WHORES

Panel three: Benito and Nate sit back to back in a book depository, pointing sniper rifles out of windows.

BENITO: WOMEN ARE BITCHES

NATE: WOMEN ARE WHORES

Panel four-five: This is a nine panel grid, so knock down that wall, Senor Gorbachev! Panels four and five shall be as one! At a wide table, sitting on the same side, Benito sits eating a large plate of spicy Thai Peanut Delight. This is what I hate for dinner. Nate eats a small barrel full of chicken fries and an eight-high BK Stacker. I can only assume this is what Nate had for dinner. They both eat angrily.

BENITO: BITCHES

NATE: WHORES

Panel six: Benito and Nate run past a guy with short blond hair and glasses with hip shaggy hair and not any glasses and each slap him a high five on the hand nearest them. They are all really excited about this high five get-together.

BENITO: BITCHES!

NATE: WHORES!

SOME GUY: SURVEYS!

Panel seven: Benito throws a bundle of dynamite into a ballet studio full of little girls. The fuse reaches out the window where he's looking in. The little girls look at him, confused.

BENITO: BITCHEEEEESSSSSS

Panel eight: Nate throws a live grenade into a convent.

NATE: WHOOOOOOORRRREEEESSSS

Panel nine: Nate sticks his fingers in his ears to avoid the loud boom. Benito shoves down the plunger on his TNT detonator. A giant explosion rocks behind them. NO. TWO GIANT EXPLOSIONS. Their word balloons meld together in perfect harmony.

BENATO: BHORCHES!!!!

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Let me know what you think of this new direction.
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