Benito Cereno (benitocereno) wrote,
Benito Cereno
benitocereno

GUH

Things I wanted to do today:

--Do laundry
--Clean kitchen
--Rent movies
--Maybe eat Korean

Things I have actually done today:

--Sat for hours (at this point, three and a half total) waiting to talk to a Symantec customer service rep.

I got through on the phone after over half an hour of waiting, only for my cell service to drop the call midway through. Rather than wait another half hour to be put on line with an undoubtedly different Indian gentleman, I decided, perhaps naively, to use their chat service instead.

I have now been waiting for something like an hour and a half for someone to come into the room. There are still 42 people ahead of me in the queue. I'm nearly ready to kill someone. With punches.

At this point, I almost feel certain I could maybe fix the problem myself? but I don't want to get out of the chatroom where I've been for so long just in case I'm wrong.

THIS IS HORRIBLE. CURSE YOU NORTON ANTIVIRUS. YOU ARE RUINING ME.

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On another note.

My good friend Swarley Stinson argues that while many say a good mix should rise and fall, he in fact feels a good mix is all rise: start high and get higher.

This is the philosophy I used yesterday when I remembered that, oh yeah, as an adult, one of the things I can do is rent movies. Having one of those days (and realizing that if the awesome won't come to me, I will go to the awesome), I rented, and subsequently watched back to back, Transporter, Transporter 2, and Crank. It was a Stathamthon.

It felt as if to get the entire effect, I should have done some lines of blow first (I found out from an actual person that people do say "lines of blow" in real life and not just in 1970s films about pimps and cold street justice). Instead I kicked it off Nate-style with some Burger King, which perhaps had the adverse effect of making me somewhat sluggish, as well as a giant cup of iced tea, which really just made me pee a lot. (Note: to be fair, it wasn't entirely Nate-style, as I ordered a Whopper, with vegetables on it, like an adult, and not a BK Stacker, with bacon on it, like a manchild.)

But really, way to bring the action, charming Brit Jason Statham. I want to fight some dudes with a firehose SO HARD now.

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32 ahead of me in the queue now. That's 200 less than when I started hours ago!

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I had a dream Saturday night/Sunday morning where, I won't go into further details, but I had a puppy. But instead of a normal puppy, it was a puppy with a puppy's tiny body and a full-sized adult dog's head. He was so awkward and imbalanced. So sad.

Last night's dreams focused largely around roller derby girls? I think there was one point where a team of skaters did a snarky, negative cheer and I high fived them all in congratulations. I can't remember any of the cheer, but I was duly impressed at the time.

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30 ahead of me in the queue.

Ugh.
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