Benito Cereno (benitocereno) wrote,
Benito Cereno

Don't we know archaic barrel; lullaby, lilla-boy, Louisville Loo

This is how I know I'm an old person now:

What I asked for for Christmas was fairly boring: books that I want to own but can't afford to buy. What I actually got was considerably more boring: sweaters and a bottle of Liquid Plumr Pipe Snake. Also a thing to light candles?

Being old is no good.


I hope you guys got what you wanted. If you are Jewish, I hope you got what you wanted eight times a couple weeks ago. I hope the Chinese buffet was delicious, Jewish friends.


Today I saw Sweeney Todd. I expected it to be excellent and I wasn't really let down. You guys should see it.

SPOILERS: It's a musical.


I had a lot more to say, but skipping it is my Christmas present to you.

Schlaf in himmlischer Ruh, everybody.

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